Written by David Landau Music & Lyrics by Nikki Stern Directed by Melanie Mays THE ALTOS: LIKE THE SOPRANOS ONLY LOWER is a hilarious comedy Murder Mystery Dinner Theater spoof with music and singing inspired by the famous HBO series. The story unfolds with a cast of crazy characters including Toffee Alto who is hosting a questionable funeral wake for her late husband – local mob boss, Tony. Chris Alto wants you to check your weapons at the door (if not, he’s got extras!). Uncle Senior has a rigged dice game going somewhere and Tony’s Ma is — well, just nuts. Tony’s shrink, Dr. Malaise, is giving free analysis and the Father is not sure what he is doing. But one thing is for sure, almost no one seems sad Tony is gone…Or is he? The laughs are non-stop with this New York Italian family….see if you can figure out who put a contract out on Tony!